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Instagram Husband

Before I shown him this video, my husband thought that his the only one in this world that have to take thousands (mostly “ridiculous” in his opinion) pictures per day. I had such a good laugh watching the video and to discover that I am not the only one “witch” in the town that doesn’t allow a bite or a sip from a freshly brew coffee/cappuccino before a glam picture for my Instagram. I am not the only one obsessed matching the plates with the accessories before our lunch and his not the only husband that would buy a selfie stick for wife’s Birthday. Watch the video to recognize yourself and your husband in there. ๐Ÿ™‚

 

Anyone can be stricken as an Instagram Husband, including boyfriends, girlfriends, parents, or sons and daughters. Instagram Wife is also gender, status, and age neutral. It is important that you find out if you are an Instagram Husband.
Are you unsure if youโ€™re an Instagram Husband?
Answer these questions.
1. Are you the designated photographer for your Instagram Wife?
2. Do you take more pictures with your Instagram Wife than you would take on your own?
3. Is your photo thumb calloused and/or blackened with wear?
4. Have you ever been yelled at for presuming you should only take one, maybe two, pictures of a particular pose?
5. Do you suffer from uncontrollable bodily twitches when you hear any mention of the words: selfie, brick wall, puppy, succulent, the food has arrived, shoes, itโ€™s snowing out, I donโ€™t look good in this one, one more, crema, sunset, latte?
6. Have you ever taken pictures of your Instagram Wife while she pretended to sleep peacefully?
7. Have you ever thought to yourself when looking at an Instagram photo you took, โ€œOnly I know the rage and venom that was directed at me immediately before and after this seemingly happy photo was taken.โ€?
8. Have you ever said, โ€œI canโ€™t take this anymore, itโ€™s me or your Instagram followers, Katelyn!โ€? Have you ever been saddened by the length of time she took to answer, โ€œHashtag-followers, Bradley. I choose my followers.โ€?
9. Have you stood on more railroad tracks since meeting your Instagram Wife than in the previous years of your life combined?
10. Do you need help?
Scoring:
1-3 You are an Instagram Friend
4-6 You are an Instagram Boyfriend
7-8 You are an Instagram Fiancรฉ
9-10 You are an Instagram Husband
11-12 You are not great at counting

 

Video&Test credits: Instagram Husband

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3 Comments

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    Vikee
    21 March 2016 at 12:38 am

    That ad was so hilarious.
    Nice post

    Love Vikee
    http://www.slavetofashion9771.blogspot.com

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    Miu Miu
    21 March 2016 at 5:22 am

    My husband is in the same situation :))))

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    sonia // daring coco
    21 March 2016 at 6:07 am

    I’ve seen this video before, it’s so funny and true. I don’t have a partner or husband so have to rely on a friend to photograph me. Thankfully she “gets” that need for flattering and specific shots!

    Sxx
    http://www.daringcoco.com

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